Hand

The thing you will never get to hold.

Becky:OMG what’s that on your hand?
Gwen:Haha your bf’s hand

by AlienTacoz Art February 24, 2020

hand cart load

A phrase used to describe a huge poo

I've just dropped hand cart load

by jim2233 July 31, 2009

Galley Hand

A simpleton. One who is content lurking about like a zombie. Mostly speaks in sentence fragments and communicates with a blank stare.Always responds with a friendly but gruff "how we doing?" Has a lot of family that he speaks of but are never seen.

The galley hands look of confusion explained why the forklift's gas cap was missing.

by Chief Black Stool May 1, 2012

giving in to the hand police

A term for maturbation.

Hey man, did you see that twitch streamer who was giving in to the hand police accidentally while the stream was on.

by memejeff March 23, 2024

Presidential-Hands

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.

"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"

by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017

hand phoner

when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them

Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!

Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.

by chunkyturk August 25, 2009

Second-Hand Posing

-One who poses after someone else poses first

-A poser of a poser

The dirty goth got caught red handed by Second-Hand posing a toned emo girl who cuts her wrists for pleasure.

by Connor Barth June 26, 2020