Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

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by ElderCunny March 9, 2016

Tepid Meat

A semi-erect penis unable to inadequately perform its sexual function.

"Who do you think you'll please with that tepid meat?"

by DrCofefe December 17, 2022

Meat Grappler

A term used derogatorily to describe a man who is well versed in the manipulation of the male genitialia.

Guy1 to Guy2 - "you're fag"

Guy2 - "I'll take that a compliment coming from a dirty meat grappler such as yourself"

by JebusCripes February 23, 2011

Bread meat

The delicious fluffy interior of the bread beneath the crust.

Dont get me wrong sharon, i like the crust, but the bread meat is far superior.

by Grantis toboggan MD October 12, 2018

chicken meat

Any male of the human species that goes by the name Drew or is legally named Andrew. Typically refers to a person that oftentimes partakes in smoking the devils lettuce. Is also considered to be sexually pure.

“Drew you’re so chicken meat”

by mark allen March 9, 2022

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus

oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

Gypsy Meat

Over-seasoned and unidentifiable meat.

You want to keep your burger patties simple. Don't go adding all these herbs spices and seasonings into the meat. No one wants any gypsy meat.

by Shane Veasy March 16, 2024