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rim job

When a stock's price just touches the 13 or 48 EMAs and heads the other direction causing you to either buy it, or cry that you missed your shot.
I bought options for Tesla on the rim job for a quick 700%!
by senor_ag May 24, 2022
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Rim Job

The act of shitting on the seat of the toilet rather than into the bowl.
Joe: I just gave the toilet the rim job of its life!
Jim: Damn I wish I could give you a rim job.
*sex scene*
by poopsniffer68 September 18, 2021
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Job

A forbidden slur amongst the unemployed community.
by ChrisGnarley September 7, 2025
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Paint Job

Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?

The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.

The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.

Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!

No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.
by Kirkury August 25, 2021
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Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman
Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you
by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023
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Road Job

A hand job in which the recipient has a shaved penis and is licked down the shaft and onto the balls.

Not to be mistaken with Road Head
"Yo zak my boi, sarah gave me a Road Job the other day"
"You shave? I don't trim my bush."
by The Greasy Grind February 7, 2017
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Shmack job

The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.
Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..
by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011
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