penis, pretty big

A phrase often sung to the tune of WWE's Goldberg's entrance music...
Farely self explanatory when describing one's worth

Bill (looking at penis) : Hey Marge - penis, pretty big
Marge - Bullshit, and i would know.
Bill : stupid bitch

by Lips March 23, 2004

crapple-sized penis

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

by wayoter May 2, 2005

penis morrison

a gay boi wit a slick n greesy hair style.

slick dick

by Irv scotty December 2, 2003

5 inch penis

Someone who exaggerates there penis size, when they are below 5'2

Guys I'm not small, I have a 5 inch penis.

by snakles__530 January 16, 2017

Kung Pow Penis

Kung pow penis is a entity or a person or whatever you want it to be whatever it is it’s with infinite knowledge and it’s also a ultimate superior supreme religion.

Ching Chong:Yo have you heard of my religion.
Bing Bong:No I haven’t what is it.
Ching Chong:It’s Kung pow Penis

Bing Bong:So what type of religion is Kung Pow Penis.
Ching Chong:It is the ultimate superior supreme religion.
Bing Bong: *Dies*

by Kung Pow Penis August 11, 2018

penis cock dick

When there is no more swear words to define a shit head

YOU LITTLE PENIS COCK DICK

by ???????!??? November 3, 2017

Flying penis attack

Where some guys take a small radio controlled helicopter and put a plastic penis on it or make it look like a penis and then fly it around and/or into some one.
It is sometimes done to someone making a speech that they don't like.
This is sometimes done by those in the porn scene movement,underaged sex movement,teen sex movement , pedophile civil rights movement and neohippie movement ect.

Did you see that flying penis attack?

by Judge dredd7 June 17, 2011