Nigga penis ass 

A black male with a penis sticking out of his asshole

Yo Hunter a real Nigga penis ass

Nigga penis ass by Uk36yeahaight September 1, 2019

big penis syndrome 

also known as BPS, means a person has a very big foot.

Man you have an abnormally large foot.

Yeah I have BPS (Big penis syndrome)

big penis syndrome by yomamaverycool May 13, 2020

Thousand Island Penis 

Similar to CCB, it is the act of smothering a male's private parts with dressing before going down on it. The primary dressing used is Thousand Island Dressing, but Caesar, Vinaigrette, and even Ketchup and Mustard can be used.

Sick of that CCB, Jessica decided to try out Thousand Island Penis when giving her boyfriend a treat.

Thousand Island Penis by ZKish October 9, 2009

mitochondria resembling a penis 

a mitochondria resembling a penis is a regular mitochondria with penis like features such as a bendy shaft and mushroom top-like cristae.

wow my mitochondria really looks like a dick i wonder if it gets hard?!

No man its just a mitochondria resembling a penis it only does dat dank cell respiration shit

mitochondria resembling a penis by wakawakakankeh November 19, 2013

Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis 

Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous

"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"

Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis by SillySausage42 August 30, 2022

the penis song 

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.

"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."

the penis song by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

jakes penis 

A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on.

im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes penis

jakes penis by Alex LeBlanc January 2, 2008