Meat Wall

The physiological barrier you unexpectedly crash into after eating a large amount of meat.

Following impact with said wall, every bite afterwards is a nauseating, self-torturing challenge.
"Bloody hell, that kebab sent me right into the meat wall."
by Douche McBaggins October 27, 2016
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Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.
Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"
by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023
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Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.
The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn
by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023
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Meat hangover

When you have a sore bottom the next day after having lots of anal sex.
"I can't believe 20 guys ran a train on me last night. I've got such a meat hangover, I can barely sit down."
by Milleroo February 15, 2025
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meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.
Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*
by scottyj27 March 28, 2015
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Meat Conveyor

The guy getting passed around, a lot, in a homosexual orgy. Sometimes considered derogatory in a state of jealousy and or envy.
the guy in this manhub video is such a f***ing Meat Conveyor.
by percypickles March 28, 2015
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Dear meated

Was Cherry there to see LeBron?
No, we only had 4 tickets, he got dear meated.
by King Book Rock January 25, 2020
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