When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
Get the left-handed turkey sandwichmug. by Curious13 September 24, 2021
Get the handed a boardmug. 1. To hold someone's hand, typically as a gesture showing the person they're not alone.
2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.
2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.
by LPAddict March 25, 2010
Get the Hand-In-Twomug. An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
Get the amish hand jobmug. by the dictionary of random shit June 3, 2019
Get the pistol-handingmug. by Hopscotch November 9, 2019
Get the Hand sanitizer factmug. by Makota Dorgan November 30, 2019
Get the air Hand-Shakemug.