don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.

Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

by cumsquad January 8, 2023

homeless camp cum dumpster katie

A girl who. Is so fat and nasty she can only find a guy to have sex with at a homeless camp

That girl is just a homeless camp cum dumpster katie.

by A real Karen August 5, 2023

ethan la fon cum stain

Ethan la fon cum stain is the man that is known for being covered by so much cum that he's as white as zach Ghazzi

Is that The Ethan La Fon Cum Stain?
Yes

by The man that eats cum February 26, 2022

What Goes Around Cums Around

When your mom brings a guy home and you fuck the guy after, receiving her sloppy seconds.

Random Guy: just got finished with your mom. who's down for round 2?
You: What Goes Around Cums Around i guess.

by alegendaryguy March 21, 2023

Yum Cum give me some

A women or man who lives for sperm and usually gets knocked up twice a year but aborts it

Jack- Do you want to have sex?
Danielle singing- “Yum Cum give me some”

by StormySan April 14, 2021

ez cum ez gow

a slang way of saying "easy come, easy go". made up by me! (I think...)

i made this up because people have ben sending me a buncha udwurdofthuday shit. so, ez cum ez gow...

by smackmybitchup June 28, 2007

you smell like dad cum

When you can't think of a come back really quick

Jessica: Tiffany we all know that you are cheating on Bret with Mike, you slut.
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum

by Wetty Fap 3817 March 27, 2016