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Mohawk Joe

Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.

This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"

HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"

HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
by CaliGirlUNC June 6, 2019
mugGet the Mohawk Joemug.

Joe

1. What an average Joe

2. Your name is Joe? My name is Joe!
3. Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe
by DavidthePickleDOnut April 6, 2020
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe mama

U IDIOT!!! WAT DA DOG DOIN
by WAT DA DOG DOIN February 14, 2022
mugGet the Joe mamamug.

Joe

by juscallmeDAWG December 6, 2019
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe mama

Coffins officiall side hoe
Damn I really be with Joe mama
by Joemamaville69420 January 20, 2022
mugGet the Joe mamamug.

Joe

"Joe is at the store"
"ok"
by EronDaGangster May 21, 2020
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe McKew

Someone that’s a cunt or has a small penis
Steven was acting like Joe McKew to Richard.

Steven has a Joe McKew
by anonymous December 12, 2022
mugGet the Joe McKewmug.

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