December 3

GIVE UR SWEATER TO SOMEONE ON THIS DAY!
Heather reference B)

Conan: "I still remember... THE THIRD OF DECEMBER (December 3).....ME IN UR SWEATER...."
Heather:" L not anymore"
Conan: "You gave her(Heather) ur sweater... ? :("
(Idk): "Its just polyester"
Conan: "BUT U LIKE HER BETTER?!?"
"WIsh I were...Heather..."

by dealwiththereasons December 2, 2022

<3

“<3” is supposed to be a heart that symbolizes love. it uses 2 symbols .

i <3 destani

by symbol defs wit des <3 December 12, 2021

November 3

National Tell someone their great day

Guy 1: what day is it

Guy 2: November 3
Guy: you’re fucking great

by The answers for life November 2, 2021

3====D

A hecking dick. It can also be written like this the hashtag representing the hair #3====D

Bill: Hey dude can you drop by my house
* at his house
Bill:Look at my dick it is so huge
* Left his house and is now texting him
Timmy: What a huge 3====D

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

pancake dinner part 3

Alone together on a Saturday or Sunday night, during a quiet moment by the pool, we may have shared a pancake dinner together, or practiced ordering another pancake dinner that would actually never come -- from Denny's, if Denny's existed back then, or from our favorite seedy restaurant in Reseda or Van Nuys.

We may have waited for our perfect pancake dinner for hours, may have watched capitalism's slow, factory corruption in slow motion, and may have made promises of love and loyalty to each other so severe that here we are again, in the next life, enjoying pancake dinner together again. 🥞

Pancake dinner, big brother. Don't worry -- little brother is on the way to save the day. Tonight, tomorrow, and always.

(if you like this writing style, you're going to love the book of bisexual men's short stories, The Stories of John Cheever, when that part of your 39th birthday present arrives late ^_^)

Pancake dinner part 3. CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.

by t_hags December 6, 2024

may 3

national let someone do what they wanna do to you day

boy 1: let me slap it
girl: fine only because its may 3

by darkhumorr May 2, 2024

3 Beer Problem

A friend, relative, or colleague who turns into an absolute liability after just a few drinks.

I would invite Jimmy to the party, but the guy's a total 3 Beer Problem.

by thatgingerscouser April 11, 2024