by HiHoMF April 1, 2023
Get the Guymug. A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.
Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
Get the straightforward guymug. 2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021
Get the guys stop fighting you're BOTH adoptedmug. by MEZZTASTIC.JR May 31, 2023
Get the My Guymug. by HostilePikachu November 11, 2017
Get the white guy causalmug. by Ryleeexo May 21, 2022
Get the Such a guymug. OMG pinky not so bi guy (PNSBG) was wearing sailor shoes with rolled up jeans? Are we sure he's not just a regular pinky bi guy?
by supersnazzysnacks August 6, 2018
Get the pinky not so bi guymug.