golden cock syndrome

What guys have when they just got laid. They become unmotivated to work on new girls and are more likely to stay home than hang out with the guys.

1. Steve's had golden cock syndrome ever since he started banging that model. He never comes out anymore.

2. I finally got Jen in bed last night. My cock is a little golden right now so I think I'm going home after this Miller Lite.

by zen22 July 8, 2010

flaming ass syndrome

When ones asshole swells up like a cajun potato after a firey hit meal

Ciaran:Them spicy sausages gave me a spicy anus
Mark:Me too my ass is like a cajun potato
Ian:You boys have a case of flaming ass syndrome

by Brrgaaah July 25, 2014

Little Bitch Syndrome

When someone is complaining life is “really hard” but actually - they’re just being a little bitch

Alternatively known as LBS

R: I have a stomach ache
C: sounds like you are suffering from Little bitch syndrome - LBS

J: it’s too cold to go outside
R: sounds like a case of LBS

by G City April 7, 2021

Ed Norton Syndrome

Ed Norton Syndrome is when a fictional character (mostly in the context of film) is revealed to have multiple personalities. This is due to several films (The Incredible Hulk, Primal Fear, and Fight Club) which Edward Norton plays a character who struggles with multiple identities/personalities.

"Did you see high tension?"
"Yeah, that chick had the classic Ed Norton syndrome."

by Devyn Rodriguez October 18, 2008

Trump Derangement Syndrome

A diagnosable medical condition in which the afflicted blindly follows Donald Trump, a.k.a. "The Chosen One." The afflicted is incapable of free thought, unable to critically evaluate the actions or any criticism of "Dear Leader," or otherwise accurately perceive the world around them. The mindless adoration of President Trump is so intense as to impairs the person’s judgment. Additional symptoms include blind hatred of those who preach tolerance and deference to verifiable facts, as opposed to whatever "Dear Leader" or His surrogates tell them to believe.

Many people in conservative echo chambers have an incorrect impression of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while suffering from it themselves.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 22, 2020

Trump Derangement Syndrome

A talking point intended to dismiss the majority of Americans, who understand that Donald Trump is unfit to manage a McDonald's, as crazy. Generally unsuccessful, as supporting Donald Trump makes it clear that you are batshit stupid.

The high school dropout, who won't watch anything but Fox "News," has Trump Derangement Syndrome.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 22, 2020

Irritable Brain Syndrome

This is the name for something that is putting alot of stress on your mind and causing you annoyance.

This job is giving me irritable brain syndrome!

She/He makes me feel like I have irritable brain syndrome!

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004