King Abbasi

Some know him as the myth. Others the legend. I personally know him as the MAN.

Man 1. "guys have you heard the story about King Abbasi?"

Man 2. "Yes, ive heard that he have sold sand to a man in sahara"

Man 3. "I've heard that he can bench a car"

The man. The myth. The Legend.

by TheLegend1253721 September 24, 2019

King

An Enemy of The Revolution of The Workers.

You Capitalist PIG Are SUCH A King

by SovietUnion621 April 20, 2021

Guy king

If your name is guy king then you’re Super duper gay

Is that guy king? Isn’t he like super fucking gay?

by Homeboy111111222 December 4, 2019

King of the Castle

Shortly after ejaculating inside your significant other, and receiving performance related compliments. You shout king of the castle in a Borat voice to celebrate your efforts.

Kieran: *finishes inside his girlfriend*
Girlfriend: wow, that was amazing!
Kieran: ‘King of the castle, King of the castle, I have a chair, I have a chair, laaaa laaaa laaa’

Maja: ‘seriously ? You’re still inside me !’

by PP Castle February 6, 2022

king Valderrama

The quiet kid in school, when he gets comfortable with you for being friends he get talkative and says sorry for being talkative and is so cool.

Girl 1:Omg have you seen how nice King Valderrama is?

Girl 2: OMG NO?!?!

by I AM A MAN OF JESUS 999 December 10, 2024

Glizzy King

A person that can swallow hotdogs or large sausages with ease and lack of swallowing.

Dalton loves large wieners and can swallow them like a true Glizzy King!

by Drmonsterbrain January 4, 2024

Soak King

A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.

The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).

by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024