by anonymous June 20, 2023

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"
by Owluminati December 1, 2021

by Gayasnuggetlover42069 November 26, 2024

A not-so-civilised gentleman who can always be found in a discord call solo queuing ranked on Rainbow Six Seige. Takes them 300 ranked games to get into silver.
“I was solo queuing ranked earlier”
“Your being such a William John Rudge”
"I can't be a William John Rudge, I got to gold in 50 games"
“Your being such a William John Rudge”
"I can't be a William John Rudge, I got to gold in 50 games"
by Mozhatescucumbers September 9, 2024

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'
by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

by The John Bridge May 7, 2025

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.
by Marco Pole May 26, 2025
