hi girly pop

A deceptively sweet opener used to soften the blow of a soul-crushing revelation. Usually followed by tea no one asked for but absolutely cannot ignore. Most commonly deployed by someone pretending to be friendly while emotionally shanking you with a glitter-covered dagger.

Used when:
• Someone’s about to drop gossip that will ruin your relationship.
• Your life is about to become a drama TikTok.
• The phrase “no offense” just isn’t strong enough to brace you.

Hi girly pop, just wondering if you’re still with Aaron because he’s been reacting to my bikini pics with heart eyes…

Hi girly pop, you have a run in your leggings and I’ve been sleeping with your man two nights a week. K well, have a nice day! Xoxo

by girlypopgold June 25, 2025

can i pop a digiorno

A thing your white friend says to act black then everyone laughs at him and he laughs with them because he is embarressed

Something you do with your penis

"Yo, can I pop a Digiorno." "hahahaha what a fuckin loser."

"I'm going to go Digionro myself in my kitchen."

by Chick Fingers November 29, 2013

pop stroke

When you go into a bathroom stall at an airport to rub one out before a flight.

Man, I had to go into the bathroom at Love Field for a pop stroke.

by Reddon27 December 2, 2023

pop a capa

Ejaculated

Man ejaculating i am about to pop a capa

by Ravenmaniac March 4, 2018

popped

A Florida term for being sexually assaulted.

Florida man: "YOU'RE GETTING POPPED!"
Jim: "NOOO!"

by gaayigga June 20, 2025

Funko my Pop

To deflower a girl for the first time by touching her coochie like a saxophone, encouraging her to make some funky tunes.

Jazz and funk seems to be popular with the seniors. I wonder if they’d do any good at Funko-ing my Pop.
Your old lady is pretty hot and a good saxophonist. I think I will ask her to Funko my Pop.

by Radioactive Milk Spoon February 21, 2023

Pop

A sale or someone who spends money with you , a head.

“I got A big pop coming down from Green Bay he got 700 for me”

“You ain’t got no pops I’ll slap you to sleep with these phones”

“I got Big pops, they spend real strips, I’m on the road boy and girl it’s a field trip”

by Smittyinthecut March 8, 2021