An exclamation expressing surprise, similar to "gee Willikers", but used when angry and/or flustered.
Penis Willikers! The new Halo game got old quick, but for three months before it was released, Dave used to have a popcorn shrimp over it like it's such a BIG deal.
by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010
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The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.
by FunkyChavv July 24, 2006
Get the average penis length mug.Suggesting that One is intruding in another person's personal affairs. More like "mind your own business"
"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"
Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person
"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down
"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"
Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person
"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down
by Tru3k1 October 2, 2007
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2.) A menage trois.
3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.
2.) A menage trois.
3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.
1.) The magic penis theory. "I shot her in the grassy knoll then I ran away and no one ever found me"
by Michael Doyle June 4, 2003
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Farely self explanatory when describing one's worth
Farely self explanatory when describing one's worth
Bill (looking at penis) : Hey Marge - penis, pretty big
Marge - Bullshit, and i would know.
Bill : stupid bitch
Marge - Bullshit, and i would know.
Bill : stupid bitch
by Lips March 23, 2004
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by wayoter May 2, 2005
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