by the witches and warlocks December 29, 2020
you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!
by animatedHumorist December 19, 2017
Normally used when a black, or African-American individual likes white, or caucasian individuals. This is where the idea that white people are "snow" ; so when someone says "you like to ski" it is referring to liking white people in a romantic way.
Cheyenne: Girl that black guy is sooo fine!
Janice: Girl, dont even bother. He likes to ski on his spare time.
Janice: Girl, dont even bother. He likes to ski on his spare time.
by cheerlife2 July 12, 2011
Most likely a Jesse. A man in full. Always cooler than a Ashley although Ashley's are still most beautiful person in the room. Her cool meter is lower than a big papa.
by Therealbigpapahugetime May 22, 2022
by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021
A running joke among us Indians who always come late to any kind of fun events (parties, celebrations, attending religious worship, etc). We usually come 15 minutes to 30 minutes to an hour behind schedule due to laziness, procrastination, or having families who take forever to get ready.
It's also hypocritical cos we end up early for boring stuff like school and examinations because if we don't our parents will whip us for it.
It's also hypocritical cos we end up early for boring stuff like school and examinations because if we don't our parents will whip us for it.
"Hey Sanjay, you came here so late dude! you missed out on cake, shots, games, truth or dare! How did you get here?"
"Hey Jake, I only came here in Indian Standard Time (IST)"
"What do you mean Indian Standard Time?"
"you live only 20 minutes from me, so I left exactly at 7 pm when the party started, and then I realised I forgot to get your present halfway through, so I drove 10 minutes back home to get the present, only to realise my dog Sultan pissed on the couch so I spent another 20 minutes cleaning the couch, then I had to take a 20-minute shower to get the stench off me, and my girlfriend Preethi told me to do the dishes so I spent 20 minutes on the dishes, then on my way to your place the shortest route had a car crash, so I took the route that made me late by 30 minutes, and I'm here now!"
"Hey Jake, I only came here in Indian Standard Time (IST)"
"What do you mean Indian Standard Time?"
"you live only 20 minutes from me, so I left exactly at 7 pm when the party started, and then I realised I forgot to get your present halfway through, so I drove 10 minutes back home to get the present, only to realise my dog Sultan pissed on the couch so I spent another 20 minutes cleaning the couch, then I had to take a 20-minute shower to get the stench off me, and my girlfriend Preethi told me to do the dishes so I spent 20 minutes on the dishes, then on my way to your place the shortest route had a car crash, so I took the route that made me late by 30 minutes, and I'm here now!"
by AffinityXS September 21, 2022
A mother were your mother is strapped to a ceiling fan that is spinning and your father gets a little licky when your mother passes bye
by Fattmattandgavin May 11, 2019