God

A giant, bearded man that lives in Heaven, The Sky. He has started a cult with over TWO BILLION global members. (Apparently, they are all named Christian.). He has around seven billion kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is Jesus H. Christ. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the book,("I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.

Oh my God, you smell like shit.

by @freeshavacadoo000ontiktok February 5, 2021

God of cuban

The unholy supporter of Cuban labor and or extreme addict to Cuban Cigars.

Yo! My mans killed that fool! He’s the god of cuban bruh!

by Krackalackin619 August 31, 2019

God

Our kind and glorious lord who shine's light upon us in a dance of freedom and equali... Oh wait I am describing satan.

I don't care about God sorry not sorry.

by The_Pentegram July 2, 2022

My God

You're obviously speaking in the context of Jordan's bullshit but no...

Hym "No. It's not my God. My 'God' is freedom and I will kill yours to appease mine."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

God

Liam Gallagher

There is no way. God is Liam Gallagher. And Liam Gallagher is God.

by jabronlames September 17, 2021

God Church

dumbass named jake paul

i sell god church merchandise
-jake paul

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

God Bless

If you do not know this look at the bible.

God Bless America. No Not You America lol

by Kitty000 February 26, 2022