friend of chuck
one who has sexual relations with females far below the age of consent. generally females who have yet to reach puberty.
friend of chuck by Jay Scat July 5, 2007
Friend Collateral
"Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".
Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"
Friend Collateral by Robdar102 January 1, 2008
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friend collateral
"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.
Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral
friend collateral by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008
Friend poach
The art of stealing ones friends to chat it up with them.
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)
Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe
Friend poach by John McStephenson May 7, 2008
FRIENDFAIL
Sebastian: (something really funny)
...
Sebastian: am i here?
Samantha: dang, i stepped away.
...
Sebastian: am i here? you were supposed to laugh hysterically.
Samantha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sebastian: FRIENDFAIL
...
Sebastian: am i here?
Samantha: dang, i stepped away.
...
Sebastian: am i here? you were supposed to laugh hysterically.
Samantha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sebastian: FRIENDFAIL
FRIENDFAIL by withsebastian April 19, 2009
Friendfag
A person (fag) who collects friends, a friend fag often spends long hours going through lists of people to add on facebook, myspace etc... The greatest excitement a friendfag gets is eveytime they reach a milestone.
Friendfag by weychambers June 10, 2009
friend
okay,so friend means forever doesn't it ? no matter how many fall outs you have youll always be tight as arse cheeks, but what if you fall out and one thing leads to another then ones in flood buckets and stuff ?
your friend tells you they try their hardest,but it shouldnt be hard to be a friend,it should be the easiest thing in the world,your friend,the person you share most intrest with.its over, do you say sorry first etc;; but then you get threatend by someone close to them. you dont back down,you dont give into this raging electric friend.
does it make things worse or not?
i dont want to say sorry first but i regret sayin all the shit i said,so im sorry.
your friend tells you they try their hardest,but it shouldnt be hard to be a friend,it should be the easiest thing in the world,your friend,the person you share most intrest with.its over, do you say sorry first etc;; but then you get threatend by someone close to them. you dont back down,you dont give into this raging electric friend.
does it make things worse or not?
i dont want to say sorry first but i regret sayin all the shit i said,so im sorry.
friend by LOLibitchaboutyouonUD August 21, 2010