check mid barrel

to commit ownage, to defeat takethebang, to do the unexpected, to seem to defy the laws of legality

hey go check mid barrel

by Macroscopically November 5, 2010

checkplus

a man with sexy arms, a nice ass, and an overall nice sex appeal

Excuse me sir, you with the nice ass and nice arms, you are a checkplus.

by buhrandee November 20, 2010

check out dork

Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.

That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.

by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011

checkoutbot

A checkoutbot is a humanoid appearing object behind a counter at a checkout register that appears to be human but in fact is so heavily controlled by regulations and policies it is in fact no longer capable of acting like a human being and for all intents and purposes is nothing but a mindless robot.

I got a 1$ extrabucks coupon at CVS yesterday and tried to buy a bottle of seasoning with it, but the checkoutbot at the counter said the coupon wads for 1$ and the seasoning was "Only 99 cents" so it would not let me use the coupon when I refused to buy anything more. So I could not make a 99 cent purchase with a 1$ coupon because the checkoutbot was so devoid of human logic and reasoning it was incapable of taking any intelligent action.

by doc strangelove! September 4, 2011

check bread

when one subway employee, closest to the oven, examines the confectionary item.bread check

Frank was serving a costumer and couldn't get to the bread in the oven so he uttered "check bread" to paul. Paul then examined the bread and determined that the bread was ready to be removed.

by The WGW October 12, 2011

checked swing

When you start glancing to check someone out, but reverse when you realize they are not attractive

Bill started glancing at the girl on the other park bench, but it was a checked swing.

by Swing batter batter November 4, 2011

Checking the competition

The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis

Dude 1: (Checks the competition)

Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!

Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.

by Gregalis March 31, 2012