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The Box of Xness

The holy grail of gaming. The Xbox360. Is worshipped by nerds around the world
Dude, I just pwned on the box of xness!
by Gh0stxodus April 29, 2010
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Philadelphian Boxing glove

The act of inserting your fish into someone’s anus, picking them up and punching someone else with the said person like they are a boxing love
Yo did you hear about Andre got into a fight with a bunch of people and the bar last night? He gave the little dude a Philadelphian boxing glove and beat the hell out of the 4 other guys with him. Poor little man walked like a bow legged cowboy out the bar
by Reddawn2036 January 13, 2024
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Box

“Box is an American term” “Katie it fucking is”
by It is Katie! May 10, 2018
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Shadow box

To fight an imaginary opponent or issue. Figuratively, to avoid direct confrontation or to play mind games. Featured in the song Smooth Operator by Sade (c) 1984:
Face to face, each classic case
We shadow box and double cross
Yet need the chase
by UrbanColeus May 13, 2024
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Box Spy

Noun

A Box Spy is a type of player in the 2007 video game Team Fortress 2.

This player is a Friendly, which means they will not try to kill you, and are generally harmless.
As with most Friendlies, they can mostly be found on CTF and PLR maps, but can be occasionally be found on other kinds of map.

The Box Spy is a Spy player who uses the Box Trot taunt. This is a disguise to ward off danger. Most players know how to recognize a Box Spy, but newer players will think they are just a prop.

The Box Spy is a timid creature, usually they will sit still upon detecting movement. However, they are also very curious, as if you stay still near a Box Spy, they will usually come up to you.

If attacked, a Box Spy will discard their box, either to flee or to fight back.

How to approach a Box Spy:

Approaching a Box Spy is a careful task, as you must not spook them. Crouch-walking is the best way to approach them, as Box Spies see crouching as a gesture of good will. Once close, do not use any voieelines that may frighten them. Use reassuring voicelines like 'Cheers' or 'Positive'. If you are a Heavy, giving them a lunchbox item is also a good way to show a Box Spy you mean no harm.

Fun Fact: Although related, Box Spies are NOT a kind of Spy Crab. This is a common misconception among those who study Spyology.
Oh wow! A Box Spy! We should not try to spook it.
by Mr. Enderman April 21, 2024
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Throat Box Hickey

When your partner is trying to suck your larynx out your throat a little too hard
Jimmy gave me a throat box hickey and it hurt
by Hurricanebrianna November 16, 2019
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brazillian juice box

where a romani inerts a glass jug of water into their belly button somehow. shit is crazy.

(a common misconception with this term is the brazillian juice jug, which replaces the jug of water with a juice box)
i saw them doing the brazillian juice box when changing at the gym on friday, i think its cool.
by LavaLampWater March 6, 2022
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