Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold

I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table

by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021

Crab eyes

When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.

Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments

What a lovely view, save for the crab eyes in the foreground.

by Erkk187 May 21, 2022

4 eyes

Such a slut takes the condoms out of the Walmart dumpster to protect her cum dumpster

4 eyes the slut

by Helloandy July 31, 2022

micky eye

A general term used by a man when being checked out by a woman. A male can also give the micky eye to a woman he fancies belting one into later (after pints). Originally came from a bird caught staring at a mans package. An extension of this is when a bird is giving it socks flirting with you - micky eye mania

"you're one over there is giving me the micky eye" said Jay. "Feck off jay she isn't you're only an ugly mickyhead, and she's minging anyway"

by BallyC leaners March 12, 2004

Eyeing the Crop

A fancy name for watching Lesbian Porn.

My friends and I were eyeing the crop last night for sooooooooooooooo long.

by Kaptan SNAFU December 16, 2011

Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
KathleenLights JessiSmiles

by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018

Artist Eye Syndrom

The fact that an Artist's perception of art, including their perception of their own art, evolves overtime; thusly making their not so recent artwork look bad, even though when they were making it, they believed it looked good.

Artist Eye Syndrom effectively renders any piece of art an Artist makes a temporary source of enjoyment for themselves but a semi-permanent source of enjoyment for others.

Art Enjoyer: Oh wow! What an amazing piece of art. You made it two years ago, right?
Artist: Yeah, but I don't really like it anymore... I think it looks kinda bad now.
art Enjoyer: Oh... must be your Artist Eye Syndrom kicking in...

by AxelSeven February 19, 2022