Meat carrot

I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.
by Smordwith May 27, 2023
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beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
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Meat Bouncer

A bad person, typically just the scum of the earth. Worst kinds of people to ever walk the earth
“Hey you know the new kid Gary?”

Yeah what about him?”

“He’s a...meat bouncer..”

Fuck that dude.”
by Madisonisameatbouncer January 04, 2021
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Piss Meat

An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.
" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"
by Vostok January 18, 2021
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A reminder that, amidst life's challenges, our shared humanity prevails, emphasizing that underneath our struggles, we are fundamentally alike.
Mel: We’re all just a bunch of meat lollipops.

Tim: you’re not wrong
by Jonathan Brooklin January 26, 2024
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Beating a meat

Slap that bitch un tell you cum
Beating a meat
by Bitch please 193 December 24, 2019
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