by N- word user February 15, 2022
Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.
1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.
Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.
She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.
Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.
She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5
Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.
Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.
She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.
Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.
She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5
Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.
Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"
Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.
Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"
Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
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Hanging out in the mess, having a good time, Todd comes out and creates dumpster fires that even a seasoned firefighter could put out. Amongst the chaos of all hands on deck, the water tender yells , “Where’d Chris-c(G)o?!
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Aka Gundam.
Something you should stop obsessing over because no matter what, they won't be able to rape you.
Since "gunnie" is too weird to be used (and believe me, gundam is serious shit), G"undie" is used. Undie as in: 1)Sexy underwear fetish 2)Un-die, because Mr. Wine-lover thinks he's dying in 2012 (what an uneducated bastard!) and he probably needs zombies to survive, or just simply wants to become pre-Messiah.
Something you should stop obsessing over because no matter what, they won't be able to rape you.
Since "gunnie" is too weird to be used (and believe me, gundam is serious shit), G"undie" is used. Undie as in: 1)Sexy underwear fetish 2)Un-die, because Mr. Wine-lover thinks he's dying in 2012 (what an uneducated bastard!) and he probably needs zombies to survive, or just simply wants to become pre-Messiah.
Me: Yo g"undie"!
Winey: say it one more time and I'm blocking you! >.<
Me: you know you love me, you know you care, I'll kill a gundie and you'll still be there! <3
Winey: say it one more time and I'm blocking you! >.<
Me: you know you love me, you know you care, I'll kill a gundie and you'll still be there! <3
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