Jack Off Day

Jack Off day is on the 5th August each day.

Originally coined when an employee added to his calendar that 4th of August was 'Jack Off' day.

Jack off day is a special day of each year that brings joy and happiness to all that follow it. The real magic in Jack Off day is those who do not know about it wouldn't suspect a thing going on.

Followers of twitter tend to tweet with the tag:
#jackoffday2010
#jackoffday2011
etc
So you know who they are...

Ben: Andy seems strangely normal today
Lloyd: Yeah I believe he's celebrating something called Jack Off day
Ben: ...yeah, whatever that is
Andy: *inner joy*

by brightpearl August 5, 2010

Rex Manning day

Only the best day ever! from the film, Empire Records (Regency 1995)

No, we can't fight today, not on Rex Manning Day!!

Everything's been so good; I'm having my own personal Rex Manning Day.

by Nathan K. Claus November 2, 2006

abort-o-day

a day when you get up late, waste time, and realise it's 3:30 and you're still in your PJs and it's too late to go out for "daytime" activities.

Today was an abort-o-day - exactly like yesterday, in fact.

by richard_geefe January 8, 2005

Zero Day Photo

Stands for a photo developed and sold on the same day it was taken. (The term is commonly used by race day photographers. ZDP is commonly used but not limited to the subjects of running, biking, swimming, football, basketball, tennis, golf, race car, or fishing photography.)

Can be used like, "Hey, do you have any zero day photos of this event? I want to get mine today!" or "Do you know where I can get some zero day photos of this event? I want some photos that were taken of me from this race but I want them now!" Zero day photo is sometimes used in the form of an acronym like, "Hey, you have any ZDP's of this event?"

by John K. Photographer January 11, 2009

National pornhub day

You just sit around and watch porn and jack off

April 13

National pornhub day is we’re you just sit around and watch porn.

by Football03 April 12, 2019

Rick Ross day

A day dedicated to Rick Ross.

Celebrated by making the "Ughhh" sound after every sentance.

Teacher: "Whats the answer to number 3?"
Student: "4 divided by pi. *UGHH*"
"Man I love Rick Ross day"

by EliBman October 27, 2011

Billy Mays Day

A day in which we celebrate the late Billy Mays. It's Traditional to wear a blue collared shirt with a white under shirt. Must also wear khakis. You must use CAPS LOCK the whole day. Even when talking to family or friends. If you can grow a beard by then, you are the man.

Guy1:OH MY GOD GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!?!

Guy2: I don't even know if that was a question or a declaritive statement.

Guy1:BILLY MAYS DAY!

Guy2: There goes my ears.

Guy1:I GOTTA GO PUT ON MY BLUE SHIRT AND KHAKIS!

Guy2: what?

by MaysMan July 20, 2009