happy sleepy time juice

happy sleepy time juice make you feel silly and happy but also tired.

I drink my happy sleepy time juice and I feel so happy yet so sleepy

by the witches and warlocks December 29, 2020

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Big Time Butter Baron

A coolmathgame and a weird sex position.

Guy one: Hey want to play Big time butter baron
Guy two : ',:)
Guy one: NO NOT LIKE THAT
Guy two: ',:)
Guy one: NOT LIKE THAT EITHER

by Edgy 13 kid ( IRONICALLY ) December 31, 2020

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When your Samsung tablet is taken away because you didn’t clean the basement and she finds that you have snuck both candy and the tablets into the basement and she takes away your tablet (hence the meaning) for a very very long time. Love you mom!

WHY ARE THERE TABLETS DOWN HERE. She snuck them! No ShE sNuCk ThEm! YOUR TABLETS WILL BE TAKEN AWAY FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME.

by Beverly Grangus July 18, 2021

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Ten Pint Time Machine

The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.

Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!

by Jollyer February 26, 2023

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please don't shit the time

you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!

fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.

by animatedHumorist December 20, 2017

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Prime Time Pigeon Activity

Prime Time Pigeon Activity is the exact time of 3:44 A.M. PTPA isn’t at 3:44 P.M. Only for pussies is PTPA during the P.M. Only real men know Prime time pigeon activity.

“This is my 5th day in a row experiencing Prime Time Pigeon Activity, I need to start going to sleep earlier.”

by ktxtyler July 26, 2018

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