Poop-nunchaku

When you're cleaning your cat's litter and find two pieces of poop holding together by a hair.

I think my cat is eating a lot of hair, he keeps on shitting poop-nunchakus

by Virus903 October 11, 2021

poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022

unicorn poop

pior magic, i nou inglish veri veri gud and unicorn poop is mogic

This guy is a total unicorn poop.
How does this unicorn poop even work?
Jeremy, why is there poop all over my desk? (It's not unicorn poop, but it works)

by equationslayer12 March 1, 2021

Poop

The big brown wet stuff that comes out ur booty hole when u think it’s a fart

Oh no I pooped on the desk

by Big daddy Tyrone January 1, 2022

poop faucet

What you call someone's anus after they've eaten at a place such as Chipotle.

OH GOSH.. OH NO... I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TACO BELL.... I THINK I GAVE MYSELF A POOP FAUCET.

by Sumica January 29, 2021

Poop

brown sticky stuff coming from your bootyhole

I took a poop

by Poopypeepee73 January 28, 2021

sink poop

Filling up with poop entirely by holding it in the body (preventing it from coming out) in a psychological sense. Describes the process through which someone becomes "full of shit". A.k.a becoming a sink for one's own poop.

Guy 1: "He's lying again about his relationships".
Guy 2: "Yea, he's sinking poopoo".
Guy 3: "At this rate he will truly become full of shit."

Soul 1: "The manager is gazing angrily and talking in a repulsive manner with the customers all the time.
Soul 2: "Regardless of her position we should do our best to stay away from poop sinkers".
Soul 3: "Too many people sink poop".

by TheRaptor? April 18, 2022