poop criminal

One who is so deviant in nature mentally that they go above and beyond the normally accepted practice of a poop joke for example taking a shit in a drawer that does not belong to said person then lying in wait for that sour reaction. These folks take it to a level that is just wrong. One example being that fast food worker who dumps into a bag just to pocket it into work for the secret sauce. Also those who perform deviated sexual practice's
Like a shit blister,mudslide or a dirty Sanchez.

Deviant: Would you like some fries

with that burger. Sanchez:Hey I'm filling up a rubber now I feel kinda sick ask my girl friend with the mustache. Deviant:um ok if you quit taking a shit into a condom in front of me they are on the house. Sanchez:mind your own me and my bitch are going to crazy town this evening I heard they have midget wrestling tournament there tonight. I just got out of jail for my poop crimes and am considered to be a poop criminal. Hurry up!

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

Poop training

The trading of helping your poop on to make you butt grow.

I've poop training all day, so my but will grow

by Hhhhhoknhgbbkbg May 5, 2015

Poop

A word used for excrete of any living thing.
Do NOT ever use it as a nickname for someone :D

POOP
Yes, excrete. Now don't call me that

by SheTheWoRLD April 2, 2022

Poop Ejac

Sperm comes out of butt

Oh, a Poop Ejac

by Moshej Pasha January 17, 2021

Pooped the Tiger

When an obscure dream becomes reality. Much like a Deja Vu, but specifically when a real dream comes to fruition in real life.

Whoa - last night I dreamed that I pooped a tiger...and wouldn’t you know it, today, I actually pooped a tiger.

Or:

Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.

(See tiger-tail)

by Furious Qurious April 16, 2019

Youtube Poop

Because Youtube Poop Is Where The Poop Is.

Because Youtube Poop Is Where The Poop Is.

by HighClassChampion March 3, 2022

And I poop

A new way to say and I oop, while also making fun of VSCO girls.

Also, a way to say you are taking a shit

You: VSCO girls are so annoying, I cant stand the way they keep saying And I oop, like...
*VSCO girl enters*
You: And i poop

by ImEssIguess November 25, 2019