mom smart

Knowing how to do the difficult in an easy way. Finding life hacks in every situation.

You’re mom smart! I didn’t know one could do that!

by Rachken June 24, 2019

Mom

1.) Moms; moms are the people that pushed you out of her vagina, and often learn to put up with some of our bullshit.

2.) M.O.M. Made of money

Mom: Do I look like I’m made of money?

Me being a smartass: Isn’t that’s what mom stands for?

by Grandpapi knows where u live June 30, 2018

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Mom

Somewhat who acts like an idiot typically behind an computer screen and has zero friends.

Yo why did that bro TK me, fucking momo.

by ghbual January 7, 2022

Ur mom

A word directly talking bout your female parental figure (aka. Your mother), usually used as an insult

"That's a nice argument you got there, unfortunately; ur mom"

"I'm tired of life"
"IM TIRED OF UR MOM"

"PIKACHU seems interested in UR MOM"

"Previously cranked a bomb, now I'm gonna crank ur mom-"

by anonymous January 2, 2022

your mom

your mom likes milk and fatness

YOUR MOM GETTING MILK

by mateo_94 June 14, 2022

ur mom

This is a term used by triggered 6 year olds that smash their keyboards after getting killed 40 times.

POV: You kill him 50+ times and you call him trash (not toxic, just true xdddd) and he says "ur mom" after smashing his keyboard and slobbering all over his microphone that his mommy bought.

by Wastful November 29, 2020