by TronityCat September 10, 2025
Get the Fuck You Johnmug. by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021
Get the John Momentmug. Mostly referred to as "L. John".
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.
Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.
Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.
Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.
Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Did you see that lawyer on CNN who won that court case? He was pretty smart, but defiantly no L .John
That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!
If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!
If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
by Kirty412 April 28, 2014
Get the L. Johnmug. by Jeremiah Sanchez November 22, 2021
Get the John Rafaelmug. making up excuses for why you lost,
can also be used present tense, johning
wheres as johns ar the excuses themselves, johning is the act of making up the excuses.
can also be used present tense, johning
wheres as johns ar the excuses themselves, johning is the act of making up the excuses.
"Please, no johns" - reggie
"aw come on, the game lagged, that is why i lost" - the john
"dude, stop johning" - his friend
"aw come on, the game lagged, that is why i lost" - the john
"dude, stop johning" - his friend
by Sashanks September 19, 2020
Get the Johnsmug. Intelligent, enlightened, curious, funny, childlike, crude, affectionate, smart, manipulative, brilliant, cunning, ignorant, loving, friendliest man you'll ever meet.
by John Rumple March 29, 2021
Get the john Hopkinmug. by Shira November 1, 2020
Get the John Cena’s nightmaremug.