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2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020
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2!3!

It's alright, now count 1, 2, 3 and forget
Erase all sad memories
Hold my hand and smile
-BTS 2!3!
When you are sad play 2!3! and remember BTS purples you!💜
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Splitgate 2 Trailer

When a man cuts off his dick then sews it onto a unsuspecting female thus turning them into a femboy with a spooky spooky haircut and then they give you a EJ ( eye socket job ) then the man experiences a intense orgasm leading to kidney failure and ruptured testicles as well as AIDS, Herpes, HIV, HPV, Pubic Lice, Gonorrhea, and possibly appendicitis.
Man I can't wait to get a Splitgate 2 Trailer while watching futa. My grandpa did it in 05' but it didn't end so well and now i'm struggling with a intense vore footjob fetish.
by Sofia Capes July 11, 2025
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2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021
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2 Pack

The act of beating someone down so hard with your bare hands that their unconcious body/corpse resembles a burrito
Jordan: Ayo sista, where Amanda at?

Tyrone: She dead. 2 pack

Alex: She got 2 packed?
by SmeeveJeeve February 11, 2022
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Quick 1-2

Giving her the little one-two combo.
"Yo you gave her some Quick 1-2 action, right?"-Dude 1
"Damn right, she learned today"-Dude 2
by The Quick 1-2 February 22, 2023
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2&aq

Refers to two and a quarter ounces of a substance.
by KBF.10 November 12, 2023
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