Skip to main content

Joe

A name for a person that ignores or ghosts you online.
Guy 1- Selena is ignoring me on snapchat even though I can see her snap-score going up.
Guy 2- She’s ghosting you? She’s such a Joe!
by quarter589 June 18, 2021
mugGet the Joe mug.

Joe Dispenza

A "New Age guru" who uses incomprehensible language and a deeply flawed misinterpretation of science to say "Quantum Physics makes anything possible", and that you can choose a future "in the quantum field through by combining electricity from thoughts and magnetism from emotions".
Joe Dispenza: You are a frequency in the infinite quantum field where there is no past, present and future.

Rational person: Errr... What? How?

Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"

Rational person: ...

New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!

Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop
by happybloke42 June 19, 2021
mugGet the Joe Dispenza mug.

Joe

Person 1: Can joe come ?
Person 2:Who's joe?
Person 1:JOE MAMA
by KawaiiBean June 24, 2021
mugGet the Joe mug.

joe consalvo

Dam bro I wanna be like joe consalvo

You can’t that’s impossible
by Joemamaman June 25, 2021
mugGet the joe consalvo mug.

Joe

A llama who also is named Joe.
by Sargent penis June 25, 2021
mugGet the Joe mug.

Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!
by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021
mugGet the Alaskan sloppy joe mug.

Joe Mode

To go Joe Mode means you would do something Joe from the Netflix series “You” would do
Brandie: on me I’m checking his location and we are gonna go to wherever he is

Emily: bruh we going joe mode right now
by Jodemfmode July 2, 2021
mugGet the Joe Mode mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email