Love

If you ever feel like your heart is expanding and your chest can't contain it, that's love. The feeling is caused by your heart boner having large amounts of blood surge into it. If you love someone a lot, more blood will enter your heart boner; often times if you start to sweat, feel light headed and basically start having a heart attack, it is likely that you are around someone you love, or you are having a heart attack. It is hard to distinguish the two, and in some cases they happen simultaneously. This is a serious problem on wedding days, as in some cultures it is the first time someone has sex, and if they have a boner in two areas, then their brain malfunctions because of oxygen loss, and the woman often ends up with the male ejaculating while inside, dropping dead, and then, since it is dead, all of it's feces leaving it's body.
Lesson of the story; Don't get marry who you love, or don't have sex with who you marry.

by Knight-Hart May 6, 2014

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Stop search fi fuckery.. Yaa blc eediat..it nuh real mah tell u

-Frixx💀

Man nuh fall inna love..Tf is that?

by Bad Gyol Frixx yzt💀 December 26, 2017

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Love is when someone would put it all on the line for you. When they'll give it all for you when they actually care about you. This would be listening to you, talking to you, giving their own opinion, when they wouldn't lie straight up to your face when there is no domestic violence when there is an exception to you're past When it feels like you two are the last people on earth. That is what love is, all of this from about have to apply to both of you, It doesn't matter weather it is an LGBTQ+ relationship or not, Love is supposed to be something very very extremely special between you and the other person maybe even to where you get butterflies even after years of being together. That is what love means.

"After a while we fell in love"
"I feel like I love him ever day more and more"

by UGH_21 January 4, 2020

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