A shit so monstrous in size that it falls across the opening of the toilet, and prevents anything but the water from going down. Much like a beaver will dam a river by felling a tree across it.
Salman just took such a huge beaver shit, that he had to break up the log with a pencil, just to get everything to flush.
by Grundle123 February 25, 2009
Get the Beaver Shit mug.Used by imbeciles to describe an abundance of something. When in fact there is very little of that something.
You and 3 of your friends are on a camping trip
You: "Wow, I sure am hungry this morning"
Friend #1: <grinning ear to ear> "Don't worry bro, I made a shit-ton of pancakes for us!!"
<The pancakes are pulled out, and there are 6 of them. That's right, 6..... for 4 adult males.>
You, Friend #2,#3, and #4: <stare at Friend #1 in utter disbelief and disappointment>
You: "Wow, I sure am hungry this morning"
Friend #1: <grinning ear to ear> "Don't worry bro, I made a shit-ton of pancakes for us!!"
<The pancakes are pulled out, and there are 6 of them. That's right, 6..... for 4 adult males.>
You, Friend #2,#3, and #4: <stare at Friend #1 in utter disbelief and disappointment>
by Blindstar July 5, 2014
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That fucking kid thinks he is very Gang Shit just because he wears Travis Scott shirt and a fucking air jordans while listening to the rapcaviar playlist
by p1zzadance July 18, 2021
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Get the queen shit mug.The description of a super happy, peppy, annoying individual- having the gall to always smile, offer inspirational words in even in times of obvious tragedy. When faced with such an individual, you will have the overwhelming desire to punch them in the face! They are soo unbelievably happy all the time, they MUST shit rainbows!
" I just got fired and my Grandmother died. This is a horrible day! I just want to crawl in bed and hide from the world."
"Really? I just lost an arm in a freak vending machine accident. But the sun is shining and the birds are singing! What a wonderful day!"
"Omg- are you effin' kidding me?! Do you shit rainbows,too?!"
"Really? I just lost an arm in a freak vending machine accident. But the sun is shining and the birds are singing! What a wonderful day!"
"Omg- are you effin' kidding me?! Do you shit rainbows,too?!"
by Aquanetta Chilipepper April 7, 2010
Get the shit rainbows mug.Someone who goes completely "Ape Shit" over something means that someone goes completely crazy over this object, person, place or thing.
"Dude, did you SEE that?" said Brooke.
"No, what was it that you saw?" replied Brian.
"The Famous Butter just went completely APE SHIT on the mic!" said Brooke.
"No, what was it that you saw?" replied Brian.
"The Famous Butter just went completely APE SHIT on the mic!" said Brooke.
by ~ChickenHead~ July 8, 2010
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