Cock Slapped

1) The act of taking ones penis and "slapping" it across the victims face. If done correctly, a cock imprint will be left on the face of the woman (I Hope) or man (Fucking Fags)

also: cock slappestry

Dude! I totally cock slapped that whore in the face after I burned here thighs with a crack pipe!

by Kaaos January 11, 2005

cock box

A wrapped box, given as a gift, with someones cock in it, through a hole in the side of the box.

Eric: What did you get for your birthday?

Jamie: Eh, another cock box.

by Godlikes69 January 22, 2008

cock muncher

to munch the cock

Damn, that bitch is one good cock muncher!

by HOTTNESS February 2, 2003

Cock Fighting

The act of a male to conceal an inevitable erection occurring in a public location often for absolutely no credible reason. Common strategies include visualization of overweight women or holstering ones penis upward via the waistband of the pants.

Dave got a boner during his best man speech. His attempt at cock fighting proved unsuccessful.

by PloskJ January 9, 2012

cock fag

someone who's both a cock and a fag,eg.Jon Stewart and his fans

Jon Stewart and his three fans are all cock fags to be sure.

by South Park fan, December 28, 2005

cock riding

Something that Steven does

Random person:hi Steven.

Steven: can I suck your balls while you lick my asshole.

Random person: fuck no that's nasty.

Steven: can I atleast cradle your sack.

Random person: no I hate people that cock ride

Steven: but I love cock riding

by asdfgvbn July 11, 2010

Cock Turban

When a guy fucks a girl who is on her period and her bloody tampon sticks to the head of his dick. In turn making it look like he has a turban on his cock.

"Last night I fucked that girl from the bar. Long story short I didn't know she was on the rag and she had accidentally left her tampon in her pussy. The next thing I know I pull my dick out and the tampon is stuck to my dick, like a fucking Cock Turban."

by raoul_duke12 and shredqueen May 13, 2010