Ball Puckering

Something that is the antithesis of sexy, ugliness/unsightliness personified, the appearance of which literally makes an average male's scrotal sack pucker up while his testicles retract.

"Dude, Heidi Montag thinks she's hot shit, but in reality she's the most ball puckering slore I've ever seen."

by D. D. Flummox April 17, 2010

raisin ball

the shrunken or misshapen teste of an unfortunate young man, usually a lord or earl.

as Lord Charles III entered the communal showers at the lawn tennis club I couldn't help but notice his shrivelled raisin ball

by eddie the rat May 19, 2009

Beard Of Balls

Performing a Deep Throat Blow Job so that the Testicles are touching the chin.

Yeah, she's pretty and fun to hang out with but ultimately it comes down to this. Is she willing to wear a Beard Of Balls for you?

by Shumpster January 1, 2011

E-Ball

When a group of peers all consume Ecstasy, and roll in around in a pile, fondling/fucking each other.

Bro #1: Yo dude that party was great until the end, everyone started to have an E-Ball.
Bro #2: E-Ball? Ew
Bro #1: Yeah you could smell the sex from a mile away...

by joeblowv1 February 20, 2011

balls ack

The side of your scrum owned by 1 ball.

She pinched my left balls ack!

by Dennis S July 6, 2011

Ball of Mess

1. (Adj.) One who has tangled hair from rolling around in bed, who giggles and grins as if high, and who is a lover without a rulebook. They tend to be driven by adrenaline, and are spontaneous, playful, in-the-moment people. They laugh at their own foolishness, yet take pride in being unique.
2. (Adj.) One who tends to get into trouble often with higher authority, but are looked at with sympathy from onlookers because they're just so damn cute.

He snapped her picture as she emerged from under the covers, hair askew and facial expressions wild; clearly his little ball of mess.

Only clumsy balls of messes drop their glass vases in the toilet, hitting the seat at exactly the right angle so they shatter into a bajillion pieces.

Balls of messes stand defiant and strong, even when the world opposes them.

by Incubus&Succubus September 15, 2010

Ball Docking

The same as docking, only using you and your partners balls instead. common positiong is to shove your balls inbetween the other dudes balls in a cross like manner so that the balls look like a 4 way lug wrench.

Dude bro, i'm tired of docking with our penises, lets use our balls instead. "Ball docking"

by non-docker-man November 12, 2010