"Christ Craig," quipped Daz, "would you stop being such a baby bitch and pay the three dollar cover like the rest of us?"
by Dr Awesome March 11, 2005

1. A food baby is what happens after all the food you eat is digested and comes out of your butthole, this "food baby" then continues feeding others, in many different ways.
Dude #1: "Man, you ate so much Taco Bell earlier!"
Dude #2: "I'm definatly going to have a food baby soon."
Dude #3: "Don't forget to spray!"
Dude #2: "I'm definatly going to have a food baby soon."
Dude #3: "Don't forget to spray!"
by nofxorelse June 28, 2006

by ninja cheerleader October 8, 2008

by DanielFoSho April 19, 2010

A baby or small child that is so cute or pleasant that being around them makes you wish for a child of your own.
by Zaphne January 9, 2006

by K Lang July 13, 2006
