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the rock

The man who made you call every pet rock you ever owned "Dwayne Johnson"
person 1: I named my rock sam what you gonna call yours

person 2: DWAYNE JOHNSON!!!! the rock
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Chamberlin Rock

A giant boulder made of glacial granite that weighed between 42 and 70 tons, which was removed from University of Wisconsin-Madison campus after a bunch of moron college students discovered an article about it from 1925 where it was referred to one time as a 'N****rhead'. They then spent $50,000 to remove the rock from the campus because they thought it was a symbol of hatred towards black people, even though it wasn't, because obviously its a damn rock that cannot do anything. So instead of using the 50 grand to help homeless people or fund scholarships for BIPOC students, they decided to waste it to move a rock a few miles away that was already there long before humans even walked on that land.
Ben Shapiro: "A rock that students call a symbol of racism has been removed from campus...50 thousand dollars..to remove a 42 ton boulder... its a ROCK."
Spongebob: "Its not just a boulder...its a Chamberlin rock *cries*"
by SmokeWeedEveryday123 December 1, 2021
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Piss rock

Known for its Midwestern low-life charm. Often described as how a dive bar bathroom smells. Piss rock originates from Milwaukee and is often considered shitty.
Are you going to the Fake My Death show? They're classic Milwaukee piss rock, it sounds like your dad putting out his cigarettes on your arm.
by Opie4 March 22, 2025
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Go Skip Rocks

Go Skip Rocks- is code for going out and doing drugs. Any drug works but rocks originally means smoking weed, as in getting stoned; hence the rocks.
"Hey man, wanna go Skip Rocks?"
"Sure man, that sounds lit"
by AerotoZero October 24, 2016
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Rock

The Trojans won 20-Rock
by Dr. Zuess November 7, 2009
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hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.
I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!
by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023
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Clinton Rock

When the beat drops on a song and it’s so hard your head starts to wobble like Hillary Clinton.
Damn bruh, this beat go hard, got me on that Clinton Rock.
by ElijahMercy July 11, 2025
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