John Madden

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.

:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden

by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017

John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power

Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there

by Básnik July 24, 2021

john dillinger

listen buddy. this is a boss yahurd? he's the richest of them all and above all a fucking gangsta. they call him "da real trappa"

a bankrobber and popular gang leader from the early 1900's

hey have you seen john dillinger?

- na, he too rich to be seen

by xXx_SimSwap_EsexGod_xXx791 January 17, 2023

John

a guy im gonna be using in my sentences

John "How did you find this."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

John Cena

where is he i cnat see him please help. hes in my house i cant find him.

John Cena

by big bald obama October 7, 2021

carl john

carl john is a very nice,sweet,and loving person,he

likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.

Carl john is a very attractive person.

Carl john music taste is the best.

by mswhvdjsvwvz July 21, 2022

John Harry

The name John is derived from the Hebrew Yohanan, meaning “graced by God.” Harry, its English short form, was considered the "spoken form" of Henry in medieval England. But when combined, the name means an assertive, cocky oddball who's a simp for cars. Jk I dunno who you are and only you can define you.

John harry, the shrimp.

by Stlobellyshortcake June 7, 2021