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double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence)when both partners in a relationship commit physical violence against each other, usually following an argument.
Slava Voynov's case is double-barreled assault and battery, not simple domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.
by Sexydimma October 24, 2014
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Double Smokey Ball Locker

While in a locker room, a woman inhales a cigarette while holding in the smoke two guys insert both sets of their balls into her mouth. Then the woman exhales the smoke out of her mouth and nose covering the balls and penises.
After the big game, the head cheerleader gave the quarterback and the running back a double smokey ball locker.
by IBPANTERA November 3, 2012
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xyra shnequa double-barrel Thompson

she’s like so totally leggerz, she boyfriend is in prison rn for grand theft auto but that does stop her seen him and having a cheek shag behind the vending machines. she 1/3 of the ket heads and madly in love with braddy daddy
don’t you think xyra shnequa double-barrel Thompson name is weird and long?

it’s fine cus is being changed to xt24zz soon
by xyra Thompson October 22, 2022
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The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick

The act of jumping into a romantic partners embrace, whilst flicking their face with your genitalia.
Bill: “Hey man, how’d last night go?”

Jeff: “Totally great man, I gave Sarah’s grandmother The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick and she fucking died.”
by This is not Jonathan June 9, 2018
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A good ass sandwich that has three pieces of bread with two layers of peanut butter and jelly. Sometimes known to give you deja fat.
Man I ate this good ass sandwich yesterday man.
What the fuck are you talking about.
Double peanut butter and jelly sandwich motha fucka, that shits the shit.
by CHODES September 6, 2007
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double queen birch Nigga

A birch nigga that is married to the King Birch Nigga.

Double is because that person is the king's birch and a birch nigga, so that makes it double the birch.
All Hail, "Double Queen Birch Nigga"!
by King BIrch NIggA March 20, 2010
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Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.
by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009
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