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Guess What's On My Shoulder?

A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."
Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?

Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?

Matthew: No, she hit me.
by Woo Yeah Nester November 3, 2010
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Thats what David Cameron said

A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to badly managing a government or lying/ballshiting to the general public.
Person 1: Im good at maths
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

Person 1: I can help you
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

Person 1: I want the Best for society
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said
by TheTruthHunter January 2, 2011
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A burger that comes with summer squash
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Chigga Chigga What What

A phrase used that has little or no meaning. Could be used instead of get rekt.
Mr Collins: What is 9 + 10?

Jeff: 21! Chigga chigga what what!!!
by TheRealRavi April 3, 2020
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Mmm what the fuck

When something weird is around you, you use the phrase "mmm what the fuck"
-man walks naked in the solarium-

friend looks at friend and says "mmm what the fuck"

-a bull walks into a bar and orders a scotch-
friend looks at friend and says "mmm what the fuck"

-your friend is high and starts speaking in a british accent-
friend is trippin' in the background and your other friend is saying "mmm what the fuck"
by Pulled by a rope. November 14, 2010
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it is what it is

That's just the way things are, like it or not.
"I hate how the government feels like they have to monitor our every move."
"Hey, it is what it is."
by Jack324 January 14, 2009
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