baltimore jack-o'-lantern

when a bunch of frat dudes take turns jizzing in a jack-o'-lantern until it's full

daaaaaaaamn it's october already?! time for baltimore jack-o'-lanterns, boys!!!

by kathybates69 October 27, 2014

Big City Jacks

A pair of large breasts

Did you see the guns on that chick? My, she has some Big City Jacks!

by Brother Franklin March 19, 2004

one-eyed jack

The act of masturbation and ejaculation in a girl's eye.

After giving his girlfriend a one-eyed jack, he didn't know if he was cumming or going!

by Tas Mania January 12, 2007

jack curtis

a pretty cool guy. he knows whats up. more than rypie does.

jack curtis. the coolest thug alive

by cunt mcsuck August 3, 2007

Jack Ballin

In the famous words of Rob T. jack ballin is a term used when somebody has done you wrong

That jack ballin, Jukko ass nigga just stepped on my Timberlands

by The Realest Don Dadda November 1, 2007

Jack Bauer Power Hour

The timeslot where "24" is televised. Literally, an hour (minus commercials) of Jack Bauer (bad-ass counter-terrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland) using his power (knocking off the bad guys in bad-ass ways).

Dude, want to head downtown, have a few beers and grab some tail?

What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!

by Zipster May 16, 2005

I'm all right Jack!

(originally: "Fuck you, Jack, I'm all right!!" - described the bitter dismay of sailors ("jacks") returning home after wartime in the Navy to find themselves not treated as patriots or heroes, but ignored / sneered at by a selfish, complacent, get-ahead society - phrase was subsequently toned down for acceptable general use.)
Attitude of "every man for himself, survival of the fittest, devil take the hindmost", ... but also, that all the possible advantages (however gained), success (however won) and satisfaction (whatever the cost to others) belong to me first!" Narrow-focus, narrow-gauge pseudo-Darwinian selfishness glorified as a sensible philosophy of society and life.

People who find it hard to say "I'm all right Jack!" outright, say to anyone they find no longer useful: "I'm trying to get my life in order right now, so can you respect that, please?!..." (just before they throw themselves laughing into more fun and merry chaos!)

by kofi May 19, 2003