A sexual act in which a male alternates between inserting his penis in a woman's anus and vagina specifically when the woman is menstruating. Fecal matter deposited on the penis is referred to as the "Peanut Butter" due to its thick brown appearance and menstrual secretions are attributed to be the "Jelly" due the pasty red residue resembling strawberry jam. For added effect this act can be performed to the song with the same name, "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."
I heard the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song the other day and I had a sudden urge for some real Peanut Butter Jelly Time! My girlfriend just happened to be menstruating so I called her over for some good old fashioned fun. Things got rather messy but boy was it worth it!
by Valsleezy April 8, 2008
Get the Peanut Butter Jelly Time mug.Off doing something time-wasting when important or interesting stuff was happening. Not even having a good time, just having another time.
by Four Iron Feet April 20, 2010
Get the having another time mug.It can used to describe the effects of the last words you said to your girlfriend before you broke up with her
Some guy: hey dude, you feeling alright?
another guy: no... I broke up with my gf
Some guy: well, what were your last words?
Another guy: My last words effected me like a ticking time bomb
Some guy: I didn’t ask how they affected you
another guy: no... I broke up with my gf
Some guy: well, what were your last words?
Another guy: My last words effected me like a ticking time bomb
Some guy: I didn’t ask how they affected you
by Somepieceofshitwitharms January 28, 2021
Get the Ticking time bomb mug.A thrilling game played by action seeking youth, where-in a selected person is deemed as the "wolf". The "wolf" will face a wall and close his/her eyes, while the remaining participants line up a ways back. When the players scream, "What time is it Mr. Wolf?", they shall receive a number from the wolf, resulting in them moving forward the same amount of steps.
The game climaxes when the children ask the wolf for the time, and he informs them it is "LUNCHTIME". They will need to run back to the starting position, before the wolf pounces on them and gobbles them up.
The game climaxes when the children ask the wolf for the time, and he informs them it is "LUNCHTIME". They will need to run back to the starting position, before the wolf pounces on them and gobbles them up.
*Children asking, trembling in fear* - "What time is it Mr. Wolf?"
*Wolf* - "Five o'clock children"
*Children move up five steps*
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*Nancy* - "What time is it Mrs. Wolf?"
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*Wolf* - "Five o'clock children"
*Children move up five steps*
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*Nancy* - "What time is it Mrs. Wolf?"
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Get the Full Time Hustler's Motto mug.The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
by Jollyer February 26, 2023
Get the Ten Pint Time Machine mug.you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!
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