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John Lovgren

Drama queen, dark web adopted, salt mining crackhead
Yo why are you being a John Lovgren?
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John

Formally known as that “Johnathan”. To be on that Johnathan is to be on that Westerby. To have that John is to have the best there is, nothing better.
You’re gambling, getting it in… you’re on that John.

You just picked a dime up from the bar. You’re on that John.
by Movie Magic October 8, 2025
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Pulling a John

Wow! Did you see Nathan out here pulling a John!
by deathbat1234 June 10, 2019
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John Sedgwick

The utter most awful, Abhorrent, Disgusting Shit-hole school, I have ever had the misfortune of acknowledging the existence of. It is all toxic, Racist, Transphobic/homophobic, White, Vaping and pot-smoking shitheads. Most guys there are misogynistic assholes there and the women are the other end of extremes.

Pure, Lunatic, Psychotic, Dickbags.

Do not send your child to this school in Port Orchard, Washington state, United states of A.merica
Person 1: Yo what school do you go to?

Person 2: Oh just this school called John Sedgwick

Person 1: ÆSDJSJJJSJSJŒAæRTLŁJÎTŸ

OH FUCK THAT PLACE, I'D RATHER MY GIRL PREFORM NUT PUPPETS TO ME INSTEAD OF GO THERE-
by ÜwÜuuuuuu July 29, 2023
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john

john is a white male one of a kind. he is kind funny and sensitive to your needs he is God loke.when he's doing u you call out his name o God o God because of his ginormous cock. he goes bareback cause condoms don't come in his size. the head of his pens looks like a German soldiers helmet.and is perfect in all ways he will make his girlfriend laugh and smile because she is his number one. john enjoys spending time with his girlfriend because they have so much fun together. .like nothing else in the world matters.he is in great shape and is super hot.and tans great when shirtless all in all a john could be every woman's dream .but he won't settle for no one who isn't a true blue
hey Gracie check out that John over there he looks so sexy
by Mychellee frasher May 9, 2022
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St. John Regional School

A school that has been around since 1888. An elementary and middle school that is used as an escape from Concord's run down public schools. You often see kids running around on the playground, I mean parking lot. This school has a roster of new teachers every year because the teachers see the ceiling crumble and make the smart decision and get the out of the building. By the time the school year starts they still haven't filled three teaching slots and you have a whole day of study halls until they can fill the slots. All in all the school sucks but has been there for "Generations after Generations."
Welcome to St. John Regional School . The dump of Concord NH.
by JohnCena029346 December 8, 2021
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Big John machine

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.
What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*
by KC-130 October 7, 2025
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