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You searched Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Do you think this is a fucking joke? I’ll fucking come to your house and murder you. You whore.
by 5 Lemons September 8, 2019
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Urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day

The day you not allowed to go on any other site except urban dictionary. 26th of December.
Person 1: oh hay it's urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day

Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary
by Kido123 December 25, 2020
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.

However, that's not all.

When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.

And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 19, 2021
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THOSE Urban Dictionary Users

The people on urban Dictionary that has to make every word in existence something sexual instead of just giving its actual definition
Person 1: *makes an Urban Dictionary definition*
"The" - when you cum so hard that you're about to explode and get cum all over you because you edged so hard 🥵

Person 2: dude you're one of THOSE Urban Dictionary Users aren't you because I don't think that's what "the" means
by Gibberishidkrisjjj January 6, 2025
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Urban Dictionary

A website your on now.
Person 1: "have you checked the trending on urban dictionary?"

Person 2: "dude, i'm on there now!"
by WhiteSamsungUser September 23, 2018
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urban dictionary

welcome to the urban dictionary. a place where every definition is a joke about dirty minded people :)
urban dictionary is a dictionary for more strange dictionary upon dictionary
by CL-1201 September 23, 2021
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