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ank job

a sexual act of any kind. Could mean anything from b job to h job to tossing the salad. Used as coverup for the actual act performed, so other people listening wont know the exact job done
Hey didnt you give that kid's cousin an ank job one time?
by flaming cheet-o March 22, 2011
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Rim Job

When you brew a cup of coffee and the ratio produces the perfect amount of coffee to fill the cup to the rim
Damn, this v60 ratio gave me a rim job!
by Buttonwillow October 21, 2016
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Job Training Mentor

A person who is not necessarily lacking intelligence, or plagued with a low IQ. LACKS BOUNDARIES
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS

They know everything and are often your superior.

Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.

Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems

Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN

EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.

They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down

They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.

Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.

Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"

By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.

All staff's personal history

Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT
A Job Training Mentor is in charge of training a new hire to care for the Developmentally Delayed.
by KEEPING IT REAL, REAL DUMB October 8, 2017
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band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation
She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch
by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021
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smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.
Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty
by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022
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Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it
Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018
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job

Hell. Having a job sucks ass, but another day, another dollar (or blowing off the boss if you are female)
by Mamamiji May 22, 2019
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