Shiver Dick

When you pee and your hands are cold.

Oh god damnit.. fuckin shiver dick. Makin my GOD DAMN COCK ALL COLD AND SHIT. SHIT!

by Funkadelic Tom October 11, 2006

Dick Stever

The Act of pooping on someones peep while neefing the jabroni.

Tess enjoys a good Dick Stever sometimes after a hard days work.

by - Anonymous February 8, 2009

stick dick

a very small wiener that in fact you could compare to a stick, very thin however not too long.

Your stick dick didn't do shit for me last night.

by Katie...BaLLiiN January 2, 2009

dick wagon

When someone has taken so much dick that it follows them around like a wagon full of dicks

You see Sally last night? Yeah but she has a dick wagon

by kylie dempsey January 31, 2015

limp dick

Lacking resolve or ability even though it might seem to have both at first; see half-assed

So, what about the limp-dick improvements in voting machines and methods in the past election?

by Hizzle November 15, 2004

dick breath

when someone has had a cock in their mouth.

Mark always had cock breath. :(

by Stacy March 21, 2004

swamp dick

the sensation you feel on your penis when:

A) you take a condom off of your dick right after you bang a nice hot and wet vagina.

B) you get hot and sweaty and dont shower for a few days.

A) Will: Dude, I just banged the guts out of this slut in my car, and when I took the condom off, my dick felt all slimey and weird like it was in a sauna for 3 days.
Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick!

B) Will: Dude, I just got back from a 3-day ass spelunking expedition with my boyfriend, Chris, and it feels like I got a sweaty rodent in my pants.
Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick!

by cheapshott July 19, 2006