Cock Window

“Cock Window” - A finite period of opportunity when a female is open for approachment.

Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”

“Cock Window”

Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”

by J. Trip March 20, 2022

cock sakes

Something you say when shit isn't happening the way you want it to.

You drop an open jar of jam all over the carpet.
You: "Cock sakes!!"

by overscore October 6, 2013

Cock Vargas

1. A chump or buster who is so full of himself, trying to be the cock of the walk, while puffing himself up, who doesn't realize he's a sausage filled dream of an empty vessel. 2. A cock block to oneself. 3. One whose actions preach the ten commandments of how to repel tang.

That drunk bastard just walked around the bar 3 times. This cock vargas is too busy cock blocking himself, he couldn't punch his way out of a skid of soggy meat curtains.

by Hennessy Jesus April 11, 2011

Hamster cock

An Extremely small penis which are more prone of appear with people called Harry.

First Guy:OMG bro you have such a hamster cock.

by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019

Cock womble

An idiot that dosnt think and walks around like a twat

(Guy trips over nothing) you are a cock womble

by Manswitthetime October 8, 2019

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Old cock

The expression 'old cock', was a familiar form of greeting was quite common in the UK last century, and perhaps still is. It’s also commonly used in Australia as slang as a term of endearment when referring to longtime friends.

“Hello Old Cock, how ya been?

by Elsnug November 12, 2022