The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead
"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"
by anonymous December 16, 2021
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Nub job

When you don't have hands but you still want to jack off your boyfriend
I gave Brian a nub job yesterday.
by Collin102 January 11, 2020
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An Italian Job

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.
"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I gave her an Italian job
by Nitrosimp January 20, 2024
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A Mu Job

Having a Brazilian woman with a 5 inch Clitoris fuck you in the ass....
His friend from Med School had a Mu job last summer, and it was wild!
by ClutchLutch April 16, 2021
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Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove. You break par if done in 72 strokes or less.
Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.
by NotPhilMickelson June 6, 2024
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park job

the act of giving or reviving oral pleasure inside a parked vehicle.
“hey josh a park job from the janitor in his sprinter van yesterday
by invertedhorsecock September 10, 2020
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spring job

When you wrap a spring around a guys penis and the spring helps jerk him off
Bro this girl gave me a spring job last night
by The long legs November 4, 2023
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