Cordon Blue

When you insert your chicken strip in her ham sandwich

" I had two bottles of wine and I gave that bitch some cordon blue"

"I woke up and da bae asked for some scrambled eggs, I said I am out but I got some cordon blue"

by BigFatEye May 14, 2016

Blue Blood

Usually posts online on a message board like fitmisc. Has been known to post in Youtube comment sections as well. He has two sides. Gagging on the D if you're someone he thinks is kewl(and is usually not), or being an obsessive mentally ill homosexual who is triggered because he can't win an argument and looks dumb. Usually he pesters the people who won an argument against him, like he thinks about them all the time. Overall just a very stupid and annoying person who takes his name BlueBlood to mean he's scary but his real name should be BlueBoy.

Man, that guy is a real blue blood.

by BlueBlood's rotting mother July 13, 2019

Alec Blues

When one makes a joke and you instantly believe it is aimed at your forehead, the clouds above open, the rain falls and you begin to defend yourself with declining grit as you realise it was a general joke and not an insult towards you personally.

Joker : Haha look at that malnourished pale cunt.

Alec Blues victim : I HAVE SENSITIVE SKIN AND I HAD A MIGRAINE ALL WEEKEND WHEN THE SUN WAS OUT ANYWAY!

Joker : Mate I just meant the pro that guy made on the other team.

Alec Blues victim : Well I’ve still basically got a migraine.

by Sendies June 4, 2025

Blue-ish

Depending on the context, it is code for "Jewish". This is to avoid being banned for openly racist behavior.

John: The "Blue-ish"people own the media companies!
Trevor: That's anti-semitic John, do you have any proof of that?
John: Yes, here are some examples Trevor.

CNN: David Levy, President, Turner
CNN: Jeff Zucker, President
CNN: Wolf Blitzer, Chief Anchor

ABC: Bob Iger, Owner
ABC: Ben Sherwood, President
ABC: James Goldston, News Chief

MSNBC: Brain Roberts, Owner
MSNBC: Bob Roberts, President
MSNBC: Noah Oppenheim, News Chief

CBS: Summer Rothstein, Owner
CBS: Les Moonves, President
CBS: David Rhodes, News Chief

The New York Times: Ochs-Sulzbergers, Owner
The New York Times: Arthur Sulzberger, Publisher
The New York Times: Mark Thompson, Editor in Chief

BBC: Marcus Agius, Board, Rothschild
BBC: Danny Cohen, Director
BBC: Ian Katz, BBC Newsnight

VOX: Ezra Klein, Co-Founder, Editor
VOX: Matthew Iglesias, Co-Founder

BUZZFEED: Jonah Peretti, CEO
BUZZFEED: Ken Lerer, Co-Founder
BUZZFEED: Ben Smith, Editor in Chief

The Economist: Owned by the Rothschild Family
The Economist: Eli Goldstein, Board Director

The Guardian: Anthony Salz, Rothschild Rep.
The Guardian: David Pemsel, CEO
The Guardian: Katharine Viner, Editor-in-Chief

Huffpost: Ken Lerer, Co-Founder
Huffpost: Jonah Peretti, Co-Founder
Huffpost: Lydia Polygreen, Editor-in-Chief

by Mein Kampfy Couch January 27, 2021

blue balling

When something is repeatedly tempting you but never makes it to end. In movies, manhwas, mangas, books etc. when something is having placxe but never comes to climax in one chapter.

Blue Balling:
Fight is taking place but the results are being show in next chapter. (manhwas, mangas)

by HiddenObserverOfAll July 17, 2023

blue squad

A group of people who communicate using iMessage and, thus, have blue bubbles when they text. No greenies allowed haha

You're part of the blue squad.

by justbalanithings November 17, 2022

blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023